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roo cally 11-02-2009, 8:22 PM
(630): I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

(407): i think a pirate just stole the rest of our ***** beer. what an appropriate costume.

(425): Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.

(214): My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night

(914): I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as ***".

(714): i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?

(913): the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job

(614): Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

(516): I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory

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(GIF from NODOUBTAUSTRALIA)